the fake bump

Please don't mind the horrified look on my face. And please note that this is not my belly, but the foam/padded belly that they gave you at maternity clothes stores to try on. Definitely more strange than trying on a wedding dress. And it didn't look the same as when you put a basketball under your shirt in the 6th grade.

Edited to add: That's a 7 month belly in there. I have a feeling I'll be bigger than that when I'm at 7 months.